TOP Ten Reasons Latinos Don't Believe in UFOs

While 80 million others do

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: June 28, 2012

TOP Ten Reasons Latinos Don't Believe in UFOs

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10. If you spend your time looking up, someone will steal your wallet.

9. The only real flying object threat is a chancla.

8. We find the word "alien" pejorative and didactic. (Don't hate real writers).

7. We have proof: Anything shaped like a tortilla can only soar across a kitchen.

6. If we're alone on a deserted road in the middle of the night, we have larger problems.

5. If they aren't hiring baggage handlers, we're not interested.

4. We maintain a cultural "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy about anything embarrassing.

3. We're too busy finding religious icons on window shades and dinner entrées.

2. We invented tequila, therefore we have a credibility problem when is comes to hallucinations.

1. Arizona police is more of a credible threat than ET.

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