TOP Ten Signs Spring Break in Mexico Was a Mistake

Next time he'll go to Canada

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: March 24, 2014

TOP Ten Signs Spring Break in Mexico Was a Mistake

10. Drank a gallon of local Kool Aid, price of TP went up to one million pesos per roll.

9. Found out too late, only enough money for one bootleg booty implant.

8. Surprised to learn Obamacare doesn't cover burro bites.

7. Got your nose caught in an accordion during a drunken sing-along.

6. Your lengua (Tongue) sandwich licked you back.

5. They kidnapped your girlfriend, then paid you to take her back.

4. Tried to speak Spanish; now engaged to the Mayor's transgender cousin.

3. In celebration of the World Cup, someone painted your face with ink, now your passport is useless.

2. Went para-sailing on the beach and got a pelican stuck in your shorts.

1. Tijuana dentist made your front false teeth look like Chicklets.

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