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Welcome to the Jungle

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By Al Carlos Hernandez
Published on LatinoLA: January 3, 2007


Welcome to the Jungle


Believe it or not, there are still some people brand new to cyber space. If you are one of those folks the first thing you need to know is that Al Carlos is the best on-line columnist ever.

It is a few days after Christmas, you have had time to decompress, time to realize that someone bought you new computer. You will need another day to discern your ignorance; another day to admit you have to call a computer nerd to help hook it up, and your throat is dry from talking to tech support. Suck on a candy cane.

Some of you have logged on for the first time and Pandora's Box is now wide open. Others now have high speed broadband, this means your computer cruising has gone from motor scooter to Moto Guzzi.

On behalf of some of the more effusive folks on-line, I would like to welcome those new to cyberspace and ask, what took you so long? Disco is over, Elvis has left the building print is dead and phones no longer need cords.

The first thing you will realize are that most people have email. This means you can send brief letters, cute quotes, jokes and inane gibberish to people you know without having to actually talk to them. Email is an intimate way you can enter into lifelong friendships with people you will probably never get to meet in person.

As more people get your email address, you establish a new circle of friends. In many cases you can become quite close to members of your extended family located throughout the country or throughout the world. Email forces you to tell the gist of your boring stories because everyone knows how easy it is to delete something whack.

A word of caution email can be more addicting than cigarette and telenovelas.

Whatever you're interests are, you can find somebody on-line more fanatical that you. There are websites for almost everything imaginable and if you want to find a webpage on a specific subject just got to www.Goggle.com and they can give you a list from over one billion pages. It is said that if all of the Goggle pages were stacked one on top of another, it would be 125 miles high.

Speaking of high, avoid Tommy Chong's page, he went to the slammer for selling bongs on-line.

On EBay you can buy almost anything and it will be sent to your home in a few short days. Be careful when you are bidding on-line, because if your ego gets in the way, you may win a small town, or an un-official queer makeover.

For every interest there is a message board community. A message board community usual has one thing in common, and aficionados of that thing post messages and comments. There are message boards for animals, cars, boats, cigars; scrap booking, book making, and the two that I frequent talk about various bands.

Electronica affords one a certain anonymity; no one really knows who you are or what you look like unless you post your picture on-line. If you do, be sure that someone, somewhere around the country or around the world will have a good laugh at your face.

If you don't have a life you can invent one on My Space.

Don't be discouraged they really don't know you and probably never will. However, if you do happen to meet, you can always deny it was you, citing server glitches. On the other hand if you are walking down the street and complete strangers point at you and crack up, then you have spent way too much time on-line, and there is a real chance that you indeed look like a dork.

If you post an embarrassing video on You Tube, it could get one million hits by lunch and you could be hit with divorce papers by dinner.

Do not be inhibited regarding your command of the language or spelling. Most programs have Spell check that will correct spelling. Always use that. Keep and eye on form and from that tends to slip by. Real friends will overlook diction and grammatical errors. I've been chided for making up my own words sometimes in Spinglish.

There will however be critics, those who sat in the front row during English class, those who had the audacity to attend community college classes sober, who will troll your words for grammatical and syntactical mistakes. I believe that you have an obligation to express yourself and based on the first amendment, your opinions cannot be downgraded by the use of colloquial language. Make your unique voice count.

Use the web to feed a thirst for knowledge, there is a plethora of up-to-the-second information available at your fingertips. Knowledge in this society is power. Empower yourself by study, think outside the box; use the web to feed your intellectualism, not hedonism.

The smartest people in society are on-line, but then again I say that every year.

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