Top Ten Reasons Latinos Should Vote for Obama

Who needs debates? Al Carlos lays it on the line

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: September 16, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Latinos Should Vote for Obama

10. He knows what it feels like to be followed around by security at Macy's.

9. Obama rhymes with "Tu Mama".

8. Like most of us, he doesn't know how to bowl.

7. He could show up to a Quincea??era and no one would think he is a narc.

6. Finally, a First Lady who can dance.

5. He looks like the Legal Aide Lawyer that got your Tio probation.

4. Vote for Barak-o, don't be a Borrach-o.

3. Knows what it's like to have major hair issues.

2. If he wins, he'll start a national health care/education campaign to teach us how not to have fat kids.

1. Obama would be the first President to have struggled paying off student loans.

Illustration: Detail from "Viva Obama" by Lalo Alcaraz

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