Top Ten Signs You Married a Chola

Don't forget to hand her your paycheck

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: October 13, 2008

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10. She has different eyebrows for different occasions.

9. She slapped someone else's kid at the mall for talking smack.

8. She can outrun your Harley in chanclas if you forget to give her your paycheck.

7. When you play fight, she squares up and punches you like a dude, and swears she can drop De La Hoya.

6. She has 22 inch rims on her Civic, with two 15 inc speakers in the trunk.

5. You cry easier than she does. Then she calls you a punk.

4. Irrespective of the facts, you are a "Big Fat Lieeerrrr".

3. She covers the green cross tattoo on her hand with makeup when she goes to work.

2. She can do a ten minute makeover with a sharpie pen and a can of Aqua Net.

1. You looked into her eyes and said, "I Do." She rolled her eyes and said, "Pues, simón guey."

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