Top 10 Responses: Do You Have a Green Card?

When asked about your lawful permanent residence identification document

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: October 20, 2008

Top 10 Responses: Do You Have a Green Card?

Top Ten responses to the questio, "Do you have a Green Card?"

10. Yes, American Express.

9. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.

8. I did, but, your Mama snatched it out of my pajama pocket.

7. Yes I do, it is the same color as your teeth.

6. Don't need one, I am a Hispanic, therefore I have Jewish Lawyers.

5. No, because of my ex-husband, my credit score is below 500. I can't get any cards.

4. Do I look Canadian to you? You hose head.

3. Why, do you need one? Let me make a few calls.

2. No, I have a copy of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo tattooed on my posterior. Want to see it?

1. Y'all trippin, I be from here G, Puro East Los Homie, recognizzle.

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