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Top 10 Gay Fashion Tips for Latino Immigrants

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By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: October 28, 2008


Top 10 Gay Fashion Tips for Latino Immigrants


10. Woman, 6-inch Payless pumps never work with a jogging suit.

8. Never were a Rolex knock off watch to pick cucumbers, OK?

7. If you are too tall for your weight, Spandex is out of the question, Honey.

6. Never wear slacks, cowboy, if you plan to swing a hammer.

5. Bald in the back, long hair near the forehead makes you look like a candle wick. Deal with it.

4. Grocery store blonde hair dye doesn't blind people to the fact that you are Negrita.

3. Seriously. There is no need for a house painter to wear wingtip church shoes.

2. Playdate doesn't mean you dress the poor thing in her first communion dress.

1. Girl, you buy bridesmaid's dresses at the mall, not wear them there.

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