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Top 10 Ways a Latino Can Ruin a Hispanics Xmas Party

That is, if you get invited in the first place

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: December 21, 2008


Top 10 Ways a Latino Can Ruin a Hispanics Xmas Party


10. Talk Spanish to all of the Middle Eastern folks.

9. Show office mates pictures of the host's Grandparent's village.

8. Park your Old School Ranfla too close to the Volvos and Prius.

7. Introduce Mr. Jos?® Cuervo to Mr. Egg Nog.

6. Trick the host into saying Sang-Gueech.

5. Stick chorizo in the fondue.

4. Bum rush the Emo DJ and put Frankie Firme on the mic.

3. Tell everyone you dated Hilda Solis in High School.

2. Bring as accordion and threaten to play it.

1. Bag up the mistletoe and try to sell it.

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