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TOP 10 Signs a Chola Planned Your New Year's Party

Can't wait for Valentine's Day

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: January 3, 2009


TOP 10 Signs a Chola Planned Your New Year's Party


10. All you can eat sunflower seeds bar.

9. Tamale cooker blew up, sending fake eyelashes and hair extensions into outer space.

8. Someone left some kids, and no one is answering their cell.

7. Shy Girl is still locked in the bathroom crying.

6. Nobody won the Scrabble game.

5. Don't bail out Rascal, Casper and Dopes. They have more time than money.

4. The only authorized Karaoke tunes were "Angel Baby" and "Smile Now and Cry Later".

3. When champagne corks were popped, the neighbors returned fire.

2. Forgot which really short, bald-headed, no job-having Homie they came with.

1. It's still going on.

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