Top 10 Things Not to Hear at Daughter's Quinces

This column could sure use a padrino or madrina

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: February 5, 2009

Top 10 Things Not to Hear at Daughter's Quinces

10. Chile Colorado looks like Chile Verde.

9. The convertible low-rider she came in hopped and shot her over the fence.

8. Her water bag broke.

7. All the cholo groomsmen have to wear blue turbans.

6. You are not my real father.

5. She is now engaged to La Gata Green Eyes.

4. In her speech, she does a freestyle rap giving props to Dick Cheney.

3. The government and the bondsman declined to bail you out.

2. Your mother-in-law wants to do an interpretive Aztec feather dance.

1. This one will be paid for just in time for your granddaughter's quincea??era.

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