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Top 10 Reactions to Encountering Busboy Tio at Business Lunch

The boss is treating, of course

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing editor
Published on LatinoLA: February 12, 2009


Top 10 Reactions to Encountering Busboy Tio at Business Lunch


10. He is so not Chinese. What's he doing here?

9. Happy he has a job. Miffed, he badgers you into eating lasagna with a tortilla.

8. Tell him in Spanish to give the boss a glass of Mexican tap water.

7. Napkin covering your head, you order roasted goat with an Iranian accent.

6. On the down-low, get major hook-up on fat bread sticks.

5. Introduce him to office jerk as a former hit man cartel member.

4. Make your cell ring, start crying, pretend your cat died ... leave.

3. Stiff him on the tip? Moms will know before you get back in the car.

2. Ask him to give the staff attorney a double chocolate con ex-lax.

1. Give him abrazo. Fire anybody who, has a problem with it.

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