TOP Ten Things a Latino iPhone Could Do

Does it come in brown?

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: June 1, 2011

TOP Ten Things a Latino iPhone Could Do

10. Sends an electric shock warning signal when you get close to Arizona.

9. Loud alarm notifies you of possible in-law home invasion visitations.

8. Automatically corrects your English when talking to police and employers.

7. One million bilingual believable excuses for being late.

6. Notifies you when a possible love interest is too short for their weight.

5. Color-coded GPS through gang territory, and what signs to toss up.

4. Keeps a visual log of which Taco Trucks gave you the trots.

3. You get Tazed when the shoes don't match the outfit.

2. Hispano-Dar, a scanner alerts you when a Latino is trying to act Gringo.

1. Pays its own bill out of someone else's account.

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